darrandennis:

daddyfuckedme:

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6:04 pm on 27 June 23 with 13,077 notes

bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

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excellent names on the enemy team tonight

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3:06 pm on 27 June 23 with 71,920 notes

3rdrateduelist:

boringkate:

Itโ€™s not gay to suck a guyโ€™s dick if he beats you in a video game first. Those are just the rules of being a gamer.

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6:08 pm on 24 June 23 with 5,236 notes

weaselle:

6qubed:

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

dude. the last time i saw this jenna marbles was still making content

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6:08 pm on 24 June 23 with 662,594 notes

sovietpostcards:

“Strawberries” by Igor Kornilov (linocut, 1958)

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6:07 pm on 24 June 23 with 10,131 notes

mothcub:

A woman, smiling absently, is surrounded by animals. L-R around her head: a frog, bunny, dog, cat, and bear. Text reads: "a woman needs her creatures".ALT

Me.

5:09 am on 19 June 23 with 2,905 notes
11:48 pm on 17 June 23 with 2,274 notes

jewfrogs:

youtube comment: "My trans daughter named herself Millie, and i call her Mildred when she's in trouble or being annoying. It's excellent."ALT
reply: "make her real confused by calling her millipede one day." original commenter replies: "ha! Brb doing it now."ALT
original commenter replies again: "she said it didn't go well with her middle name (danger is her middle name. It was a toss-up between danger and velociraptor, and danger won)"ALT

i canโ€™t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of โ€œmillipede dangerโ€ which is the greatest name i have ever heard

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3:46 pm on 17 June 23 with 103,247 notes

stockholmgf:

do i like being controlled because of my trust issues or because of my lack of self discipline or because of my fear of abandonment or because of my pathological need to please people or becau

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3:45 pm on 17 June 23 with 4,838 notes

lavenderlion:

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in my bed era

men & minors dni

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3:45 pm on 17 June 23 with 401 notes

chaoticneutralcunt:

scared girl laying down scared style

3:45 pm on 17 June 23 with 51 notes

7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7:

promise rings are so cute, gonna get myself one and promise myself to stop being a dumbass

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3:44 pm on 17 June 23 with 38,432 notes